I know I haven't posted in a long time, but I've had a lot of half-coherent, somewhat furious quandaries racing through my brain (in the manner of that La's song, which is not about heroin), such as: Why don't people think Amanda Bynes is hot?
C'mon, just because she never showed up to fulfill your 12-year-old fantasies doesn't mean you can deny her the stardom she so richly, mysteriously deserves.
That's all for now. I know, you need time to process this.
